Self portrait from memory
My new short film, The Big Bomb, which I’m writing and directing (God help me), shoots at the end of October and should be out by the end of the year.
A new short story Party Of Four is now up on the website. I wrote this over a weekend and had a bunch of fun with it. I enjoy writing people being jerks, maybe because I am one!
We have cast our two lead roles in my new short film The Big Bomb which is filming in October.
My essay/rant about the male penis brain is now up HERE. I wrote this recently in one morning for absolutely no reason whatsoever. It vomited out of me.
I’ve just posted a new short story called FLY FISHING onto the site. This one went all over the place, and I had a great time writing it!
Posted a new short story called FRUIT BEARER, which people seem to be really enjoying or they’re all lying to me.
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I am doing a badly performed roly poly through life.
After being an an asshole for most of his adult life, Richard’s therapist thought it would be sorta’ healthy for him to start keeping record of all of the morbid thoughts percolating inside of his head. She was wrong.
Richard has been calling himself an unemployed screenwriter for a couple years now — mostly to people who aren’t listening (and who could blame‘em!) nor remotely care. To help put something other than instant ramen noodles on the table, he’s made himself a website to showcase some of his work — and look, you lucky bastard, you’re already here!
He’s also writing about himself in the third person, which is somewhat troubling don’tcha think? His awkward self-deprecation a humiliating cry for shameful sympathy. Feel free to have a gander around and then get back to your incognito browser, y’know, where the REAL fun is — haw haw haw!